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Malachi Crunch

from Fatal​/​Error by Droids Attack

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Guess what I did last night
Two chicks at once
It's called the Malachi Crunch
It's every boys dream
It's every man's fantasy
It's my reality

Here's how it went down
I met her at the bar
She brought her friend along
I knew it was on
It wasn't long before i took them home
And we got it on

I'm serious
No delirious
Took turns all night
God damn
Double D's on me
You know what I mean

And if you think I'm full of shit
Then I guess you'll see
When we walk into the party and all the girls want to party with me
It's the Malachi Crunch
Can't get enough
You gotta shake it up

Lord have mercy on me
Lord rub pussy on me
That's how it went down


from Fatal​/​Error, released February 10, 2007
Brad Van - Guitar. vocals
Tony Brungraber - Drums
Nate Bush - Bass

Recorded and mixed by Todd Ostertag at Todd Studio One

All music and lyrics written by Brad Van, Destroy All Music (BMI)


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Droids Attack Madison, Wisconsin

Droids Attack are a heavy groove infused riff & rhythm based three piece stoner thrash band from Madison, WI, founded by guitarist & vocalist, Brad Van in the late 90's.

Brad Van: Guitar/vocals

Jeff Brennan: Bass/vocals

Riley Heninger: Drums
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